Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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