Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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