Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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As shirtless as possible
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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