I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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