I think my vagina is haunted
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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