if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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