New low: just hacked my moms facebook
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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