sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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