how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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