Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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