so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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