good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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