What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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