If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
