I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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