...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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