The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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