I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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