If i come over, it means nothing
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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