I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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