Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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