This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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