i think my tv is drunk
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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