Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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