Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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