Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I didn't notice because vodka
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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