So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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