We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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