the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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