I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
All the doctor said was why
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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