Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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