Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
The Olympian is in my bed
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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