we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sext me about skeletons
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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