hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize