his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
3pm strippers are depressing
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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