I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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