I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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