Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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