If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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