Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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