he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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