come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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