i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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