Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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