I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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