Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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