Dual....:-)
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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