I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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