I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I could make wine with my vomit
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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