I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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