I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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