im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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