glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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