brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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