is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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