i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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