She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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