your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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